I'm Ryan.

nonapkinsilickmyfingers777:

edgarwight:

Howard the Duck (1986) dir. Willard Huyck

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avecesfui:

ownerofdark:

mijukaze:

gentlemanbones:

iguanamouth:

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

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Thanks! I hate it

Going fishing:

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lezzyharpy:

genuinely blows my fucking mind that anyone thinks that elon musk is smart in like, any capacity, let alone “the smartest man on the planet” like….. that man? the send-a-the-car-into-a-space man? the “im gonna build a stupid lil mini sub to rescue these kids instead of just letting divers do it” man? the “im not gonna have industry standard caution taping in my tesla factories because i dont like the color yellow, causing many injuries” man? that fucking man? i hate techie bros worshipping this man like hes some real life iron man shit

hes all the smugness and bad politics of iron man with none of the engineering ability

the man is a fucking idiot trust fund kiddie

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ratliker1917:

ratlicker1917:

ratliker1917:

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

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the-worm-man:

lesbiansgoal:

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This comic is very polite this is how life should be

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jabberwockypie:

ketchuprocket:

upontheshelfreviews:

There’s a hidden level of brilliance in this moment:

Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the face of microwaveable eateries after his death.

Sound like anyone else from this movie?

Chef Ettore Boiardi, known today as Chef Hector Boyardee, was a key player in keeping poverty struck families fed for a low price, before he ever came out with the canned pasta line. He would jar his sauce in milk bottles and provide bags of dry noodles for families in Cleveland, Ohio’s Little Italy sector. It was during the Depression, and pasta could be made in large portions at a low cost. This was the start of his venture. 

After years of success, he eventually opened his canning facility, opened his restaurant “Il Giardino d’Italia” in New York, and helped feed the Allies during the war. Everyone always glazes over this part of his life, especially the Cleveland part. He lived here. He DIED here. He’s BURIED HERE. My mother took care of him at the nursing home she worked for in her early 20′s when he was ailing and spoke of nothing but the kindness he and his family radiated when they were there. Chef Boiardi was an immigrant with a dream and was always there to help those in need, because he knew what it was like to be in that position. Never let that go.   

I had thought he was a fictionalized mascot, like Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker, but this is really interesting.

“Proud of his Italian heritage, Boiardi sold his products under the brand name Chef Boy-Ar-Dee so that his American customers could pronounce his name properly.“

And if you have a name that isn’t “standard” in America, that is a Mood.

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mushroom-dandy:

zee-enby:

thundergrace:

thundergrace:

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

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I don’t think I have ever seen anyone as stunning as her

God.SHE’S SO BEAUTYFUL.

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peachygoat:

armorabs:

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

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we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

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while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

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we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

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collegeofwinterhold:

collegeofwinterhold:

collegeofwinterhold:

i really like knowing all this inane bullshit about skyrim like how altmer are the fastest moving race bc theyre so tall and thats why speedrunners use them

you can skip the convo between delphine and esbern by quickly going in and out the door in riverwood which is the funniest shit imagineable

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spaghettioverdose:

teathattast:

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gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

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why does the burger king app have quests

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my-favorite-aesthetics:

oh-annaa:

rainfallinhell:

charlesoberonn:

One of my favorite subtle details in Into the Spider-Verse is that Miles’ dad works for the PDNY rather than NYPD.

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ah yes, the Pew Dork Nolice Yepartment

IVE BEEN CACKLING AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES HSJAIDUSBKAOAN

The new tutant meenage neetle teetles

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thejeksburyguy:

dogthatlookshigh:

headspace-hotel:

gahdamnpunk:

“Mmmf”

I’m Night Brain

I’m general bummers

I’m ‘spinal degeneration as a result of pride’

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werewolf-boi:
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werewolf-boi:

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